In light of the popularity of our architect joke's blog, we received some user submitted LEED jokes:

Ironic LEED credits

LEED certified Lenscrafters

Credit Earned: SS c1 Site Selection (1 point)

LEED certified Northern Ireland Civil Rights Administration Building

Credit Earned: EA c6 Green Power (2 points)

LEED certified Colorectal Surgery Center

Credit Earned: SS c3 "Brownfield Redevelopment"

LEED Certified Miller Beer factory:

Credit Earned: WE c2 "Innovative Wastewater Technologies"

First LEED certified Strip Club (Gentleman's Club)

Credit Earned: MR  c7 "Certified Wood" (2 points, + 5 points ID for local use of wood)

What does LEED stand for?

Top 5 pro-LEED acronyms

1. Little Energy, exceptional dividends
2. Launching the End of Economic Decline
3. Liberating the Energy Enslaved Democracy
4. Lowering everyone’s economic debt
5. Lazy Engineers are Extinct or Departed

Top 5 insulting-LEED acronyms

1. Let’s embellish everyone’s data
2. Letting Every Engineer Down
3. Low emissions, expensive design
4. Leaving Every Energy-model Declined
5. Lying to Expert Evaluators Daily