A DUEL TO THE DEATH!

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[HEADLINE] A duel to the death! Pistols at high-noon (~9:45AM CST)!

Bystanders were stunned this morning when out of the blue, an up and comer auto-reply setting from France challenged the reigning mailing lists at onebuilding.org to a duel to the grisly end!

One witness to the event is quoted as saying "Is it just me who is getting these emails???????????????????????" Another helpfully volunteered "What's going on?"

Fortunately the incident occurred at an hour where our hero Mr. Jason Glazer was at the helm, likely trying to enjoy his morning latte and solving other pressing real-world problems. Thanks to his swift actions, the deluge of auto-reply crossfire ceased before graver consequences ensued.

Motives behind the violence remain uncertain. It has been speculated this might be a big misunderstanding as to what the up-and-coming lowdown showdown at the 2017 ASHRAE building performance and analysis conference will entail, but lead organizer Annie Marston could not be reached for comment - mostly because I'm just joking and wanted to insert a plug on behalf of the event. More likely, this reporter expects this is real-world parable: with the moral of the story being to pay mind to intelligent set your auto-reply settings.

Your faithful reporter signing off,

~Nick

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Nick Caton, P.E., BEMP
Senior Energy Engineer
Regional Energy Engineering Manager
Energy and Sustainability Services
Schneider Electric

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E nicholas.caton at schneider-electric.com

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Suite 204
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United States

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They haven't stopped yet. Is this guy on vacation? or partying?
John
On Monday, May 8, 2017, 8:12:00 AM PDT, Nicholas Caton via Equest-users wrote:

[HEADLINE]A duel to the death!? Pistols at high-noon (~9:45AM CST)!

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Bystanders were stunned this morning when out of the blue, an up and comer auto-reply setting from France challenged the reigning mailing lists at onebuilding.org to a duel to the grisly end!

?

One witness to the event is quoted as saying ?Is it just me who is getting these emails?????????????????????????Another helpfully volunteered ?What's going on??

?

Fortunately the incident occurred at an hour where our hero Mr. Jason Glazer was at the helm, likely trying to enjoy his morning latte and solving other pressing real-world problems.? Thanks to his swift actions, the deluge of auto-reply crossfire ceased before graver consequences ensued.

?

Motives behind the violence remain uncertain. ?It has been speculated this might be a big misunderstanding as to what theup-and-coming lowdown showdown at the 2017 ASHRAE building performance and analysis conference will entail, but lead organizer Annie Marston could not be reached for comment ? mostly because I?m just joking and wanted to insert a plug on behalf of the event.? More likely, this reporter expects this is real-world parable: with the moral of the story being to pay mind to intelligent set your auto-reply settings.

?

Your faithful reporter signing off,

?

~Nick

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Nick Caton, P.E., BEMP

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? Senior Energy Engineer
? Regional Energy Engineering Manager

? Energy and Sustainability Services
? Schneider Electric
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D??913.564.6361
M??785.410.3317
F??913.564.6380
E??nicholas.caton at schneider-electric.com
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15200 Santa Fe Trail Drive
Suite 204
Lenexa, KS 66219
United States
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It?s annoying now. I?ve got 500+ emails from him today.

Moderator ? please do something.

Harshul Singhal LEED AP BD+C, CMVP
Building Energy Modeling Analyst
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Stopped completely on my hand at around 10:53.

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De : Equest-users [mailto:equest-users-bounces at lists.onebuilding.org] De la part de Harshul Singhal via Equest-users
Envoy? : 8 mai 2017 14:35
? : John Aulbach ; Nicholas Caton ; Jason Glazer ; Feng-Jen Chu ; rodrigo.cerqueira at mra.qc.ca
Cc : equest-users at onebuilding.org; Annie Marston
Objet : Re: [Equest-users] A DUEL TO THE DEATH!

It?s annoying now. I?ve got 500+ emails from him today.

Moderator ? please do something.

Harshul Singhal LEED AP BD+C, CMVP
Building Energy Modeling Analyst
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[HOT OFF THE PRESSES!] The mysterious challenger strikes again!

In what can only be described as "... some sort of Do Loop" (thanks John!), the mysterious auto-reply messenger who pounced upon the unsuspecting [equest-users] community this morning unleashed a fury of relatively polite French responses (as far as this reporter can tell via Google Translate). The onebuilding heavyweight stood fast against the onslaught until our hero Jason Glazer once again put an end to the madness.

The perpetrator (to whose credit we can attribute at least 5 years of constructive community membership, by my count) remains at-large and might just be enjoying a delicious Mojito on the balmy sands of Cuba as we speak. My sources are rarely wrong! This reporter is hot on the trail and eager to investigate the situation...
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Dutifully, your self-designated onebuilding crime investigative reporter,

~Nick

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Nick Caton, P.E., BEMP
Senior Energy Engineer
Regional Energy Engineering Manager
Energy and Sustainability Services
Schneider Electric

D 913.564.6361
M 785.410.3317
F 913.564.6380
E nicholas.caton at schneider-electric.com

15200 Santa Fe Trail Drive
Suite 204
Lenexa, KS 66219
United States

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Thanks to Nick and Mike for letting me know what was going
on by using that ancient contraption, a telephone.

Jason

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Nick,
I am sure the Daily Planet would hire you in an instant..On Monday, May 8, 2017, 12:14:15 PM PDT, Nicholas Caton via Bldg-sim wrote:

[HOT OFF THE PRESSES!]?The mysterious challenger strikes again!

?

In what can only be described as ?? some sort of Do Loop? (thanks John!), the mysterious auto-reply messenger who pounced upon the unsuspecting [equest-users] community this morning unleashed a fury of relatively polite French responses (as far as this reporter can tell via Google Translate).? The onebuilding heavyweight stood fast against the onslaught until our hero Jason Glazer once again put an end to the madness.

?

The perpetrator (to whose credit we can attribute at least 5 years of constructive community membership, by my count) remains at-large and might just be enjoying a delicious Mojito on the balmy sands of Cuba as we speak.? My sources are rarely wrong!? This reporter is hot on the trail and eager to investigate the situation?

?

Dutifully, your self-designated onebuilding crime investigative reporter,

?

~Nick

?

Nick Caton, P.E., BEMP

|
? Senior Energy Engineer
? Regional Energy Engineering Manager

? Energy and Sustainability Services
? Schneider Electric
|
D??913.564.6361
M??785.410.3317
F??913.564.6380
E??nicholas.caton at schneider-electric.com
|
15200 Santa Fe Trail Drive
Suite 204
Lenexa, KS 66219
United States
|
|

|

?

?

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Thanks to Nick and Mike for letting me know what was going
on by using that ancient contraption, a telephone.

Jason

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Nick,
I am sure the Daily Planet would hire you in an instant..On Monday, May 8, 2017, 12:14:15 PM PDT, Nicholas Caton via Bldg-sim wrote:

[HOT OFF THE PRESSES!]?The mysterious challenger strikes again!

?

In what can only be described as ?? some sort of Do Loop? (thanks John!), the mysterious auto-reply messenger who pounced upon the unsuspecting [equest-users] community this morning unleashed a fury of relatively polite French responses (as far as this reporter can tell via Google Translate).? The onebuilding heavyweight stood fast against the onslaught until our hero Jason Glazer once again put an end to the madness.

?

The perpetrator (to whose credit we can attribute at least 5 years of constructive community membership, by my count) remains at-large and might just be enjoying a delicious Mojito on the balmy sands of Cuba as we speak.? My sources are rarely wrong!? This reporter is hot on the trail and eager to investigate the situation?

?

Dutifully, your self-designated onebuilding crime investigative reporter,

?

~Nick

?

Nick Caton, P.E., BEMP

|
? Senior Energy Engineer
? Regional Energy Engineering Manager

? Energy and Sustainability Services
? Schneider Electric
|
D??913.564.6361
M??785.410.3317
F??913.564.6380
E??nicholas.caton at schneider-electric.com
|
15200 Santa Fe Trail Drive
Suite 204
Lenexa, KS 66219
United States
|
|

|

?

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Sorry Nick but he is in Mexico and back soon I hope.

p.s. I had remove the autoreply on his email...

Martin

Le 2017-05-08 ? 15:13, Nicholas Caton via Bldg-sim a ?crit :

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Martin Roy, ing. LEED Fellow
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Martin Roy et associ?s
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Tel. 450-623-0340
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